Laugh it up
Jul 15th, 2007 | By | Category: Laugh it up
"It was really embarrassing," said one friend to another." The invitation to the party said 'Black Jackets Only.' When I got there, others were wearing suits too."
A small grocer had his store stacked with boxes and more boxes of sugar.
"Do you really sell that much sugar," a surprised customer asked him.
"Not really, I sell just about as much as the next grocer. Actually I am not a very good sugar seller. But the guy who sells me sugar, now he is a good sugar seller!"
"I never watch any foreign films," said another.
"Well," said a third,"I haven't passed English ever since I started school."
Angry, the well dressed man replied, "You can't do this, I work for the government!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me back my money!"
"How old are you?" asked the officer-in-charge.
"Sixty two," replied the old man.
"You know pretty well that sixty two is too late to be a soldier."
"A soldier maybe," replied the old man, "But don't you need any Generals."
"I am afraid I can't say the same about you," replies the girlfriend.
" You could, if you knew how to lie as well as I do."
"Because before the operation the theatre said,' What are you scared about? It's only a routine appendix operation.'"
"So what?" the friend replied.
"She said it to the surgeon, not me."
A primary school teacher asked her students to write an essay on "Comparing the joys of youth and old age" as an assignment. The teacher was anxious to read what her favorite student had written on the topic and looked up her essay. She had started her essay in style with : "Great are the pleasures of youth but nothing compared to the pleasures of adultery."
A customer exasperated with the high prices on the menu calls the waiter and asks ," Whats the matter with the prices?? Are supplies hard to get in your town?"
"Not the supplies," he replies, "but customers are."