“I have to have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.”“Is that so?” asked the manager.“What other companies are after you?”“The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company,” said the man.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and, said : “Where???”

After the college boy delivered the pizza to John’s trailer house, John asked, “What is the usual tip?”“Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.”“Is that so?” snorted Bud. “Well, just to show them how wrong [...]

Rob was sitting at the table one morning, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player known for his lack of IQ.He turned to his wife and said, ‘I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”Why, thank [...]

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said ‘WHERE AM [...]

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in [...]

Three FASTEST means of Communication :

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need a still FASTER mean – Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

A man comes out of a shopping mall to find that one side of his parked car is rammed in. Seeing a note under the windshield, he reads it. Written on  the paper is:
About a dozen people are watching me as I am writing this. They think I'm penning down my name, phone number, and insurance [...]

A group of miscreants set fire to a farmers haystack, and the fire then spread to his barn. While he surveyed the loss, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for Rs. 3,000,000 the amount of insurance on the barn.“We don’t give you the money,” a company official explained. [...]

Sign seen on the In the window of a general store:
"Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?"